|The Chempound Round Robin = Gen 9.0
||[Jan. 30th, 2011►05:50 pm]
OH HEY LOOK WHO IS UPDATING!
Here is Triphosphide Urea! He is the Generation 9 heir for the Chempound Round Robin. And I have to say he is absolutely adorab;e!
He is a knowledge sim with the LTW of being a Space Pirate.
Romy did give me all the stats but I didn't have Sim PE so I tried to get them as close as possible!
And now for the bungalow tour ~
There's also another bedroom and a bathroom but they're not interesting in the slightest
The welcome wagon was this guy and a couple of other random townies. I populated the whole 'hood with some awesome sims, why can't they show up instead!?
OM NOM NOM COOKIES
(I've actually always wondered - can you actually buy bags of cookies? Or is it only in the sim world you can?)
Okay, we get that you're a knowledge sim. Don't pretend that you're having random strokes of genius. There is nothing at all inspiring about this park!
La la la meeting future egg donors
And then he met Lola, who is really outgoing. This fact may see irrelevant now, but trust me it won't be later.
NO TRIPHOSPHIDE WE'RE IGNORING THE WEIRD TOWNIES
Heeeeyyyy thought I'd drop by your house
no I did not stalk you all the way home
And they get on really well...
All they do is argue. But they have two bolts for each other. I sense a very interesting relationship...
Ahhh, nothing like a bit of slander to bring two people closer together.
AND SO IT BEGINS.
Did I mention she is outgoing? Yep. Lola has nothing to hide.
I'm guessing your nakedness is an invitation for a makeout session, yes?
HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST SUCH THINGS I AM NOT SOME KIND OF SLUT WHO DOES THINGS LIKE THAT I MAY BE NAKED BUT NO THAT DOES NOT MEAN WHAT YOU JUST SAID!
It's okay Tri, I don't understand her either.
... Little late for that now!
Ahhh, a brand new day! Thank God I don't have to talk to that crazy bitch ever again. Man, she was insane! I just know that I could never marry a woman like that!
Ahhh... I love waking up to the warm fingers of sunlight caressing my face whilst bathing in a pool of my own bodily fluids.
Listen. You have to leave. You're just creeping me out, now. WHO THE HELL INVITES THEMSELVES AROUND TO SOMEBODY'S HOUSE AND THEN STAYS IN THEIR HOTTUB, NAKED, ALL NIGHT?!
IT'S A FREE COUNTRY, BITCH! CAN A GIRL NOT SOAK ANYMORE?! IS THAT A CRIME?! NO!
WHY WON'T YOU LEEEAAAVVEEE?!Lola:
I'LL ONLY LEAVE IF YOU GIVE ME A BACKRUB!Tri:
Okay, now will you go?Lola: I'll be back...
I realised that Tri never got a job...
And he gets promoted on the first day! Way to go ~
To celebrate, he takes Lola on a date. Ummm...this may have been a mistake.
After this she moved it. It was that easy.
Honey, can you make me a sandwich?
/ mandatory cutsie picture
Tri brings this guy home from work.. although I'm not sure he understands the usual handshake greeting.
Oh, and Lola works as a criminal. Well, she likes to sneak around people's homes so I thought why the fuck not?
This photo is literally just here to take up space.
Well...this is awkward.
This is VERY awkward.Tri:
What? I like how the material feels on my butt.
La la la raking leaves ~
I have to say, I really miss weather in TS3. Baby come back ;_;
Proposal. She accepts. And so the story continues
No Lola isn't doing handstands in the hot tub all by herself. Poor Tri is in there somewhere being eaten alive
I'd love for Tri to be my primary school teacher. J/s
And so the seasons change, but Tri is as confused as ever
He and Lola also spend an unhealthy amount of time in the hot tub. I swear they only come out to eat and sleep. And sometimes do both at the same time.
Okay I thought this pizza guy was awesome because his hair matched his uniform
This Picasso guy or w/e kept interupting Lola's pizza sesh to shout at her. I'm guessing she was spying on him and his misses though the telescope.
Bedroom marriage! Because I realised they don't really know enough people to through a decent party.
Obviously we have a fetus in Lola's belly
Lola is seriously awesome at her job!
This baby is going to be born with problems
I'm pretty sure that's a baby in there.Lola:
Goddamn, I thought that maybe I'd eaten too much moldy mac 'n' cheese and I was really gassy...
OH YEAH YOU GET THAT WANT NOW AFTER HE HAS BEEN ABDUCTED.
Poor thing stood there rubbing his tush for hours.
A girl! Called Piperazine - C4
. Or Piper for short ~
Aaaaaand the new baby novelty soon wears off.
SPROING! God, it's been ages since I've had an alien babby in game ~
Pleas, no more babies! Naked cuddling is fine just...
HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!
I love this thing. It makes me feel less guilty about ignoring the babies all day. Leaving them in the crib always made me feel bad, haha.
Tri eats ALL THE TIME. He is like a fucking machine.
Great. The one time they decide to touch the baby and she throws up. YOU'RE NOT HELPING YOUR CAUSE, PIPER!
Anyway it's time for her to grow up ~
And now more babies! OH JOY.
SWEET MARY JESUS AND JOSEPH I HAVE SPAWNED THE NEXT VOLEMORT
He ain't even that cute. I am pissed because I forgot to put in Polli Tech defaults haha
OH AND HE IS CALLED XYLOSE C5
- he is a very serious baby.
Falling asleep in the bathroom...
... and peeing in the bedroom. Tri, ur doin it rong
Oh come on, you could aim a little higher then that, Lola. I'm pretty sure that Piper can walk a foot.
I have not much hope for you, Padawan
I think we know who Tri's favourite is!
Wow, this is the first time I've used this! Usually I just have to pick up skanky bottles from the floor!
The money was truely well spent on this hot tub.
OH DEAR GOD
Okay, a better shot of him.
HE IS NOT ONLY FRIGHTENING TO LOOK AT BUT HE IS THE MOST DIFFICULT TODDLER IN THE WORLD CHRIST
Yeah well maybe if you used the potty in the first place you wouldn't be surrounded by flies right now.
HDUIHWEUOEWFEHJIO GET OUT OF THERE OH MY GOD
And then Tri decided to take Piper to school.
You can never start them early enough!
I was hoping my game wouldn't glitch with such minimal mods in it. I was wrong.
Yeah...she wouldn't eat anything and just fell asleep and the social worker was threatening to come hdfuiohfweuiahe
Fuck this shit I'm growing up so I can at least climb those stairs and eat some chips
She is still pretty cute!
To be fair I hadn't bought her a bed yet.
STOP COMPLAINING AND EAT SOMETHING JESUS
Piper decided to take on the role of "tortured child".
She's not playing. She just genuinely can't stand to look at him.
Oh wow, by son is levitating. /bored now
I RESPECT YOUR ARGUMENT BUT CHECK OUT MY BOWL CUT
You may be smug now girl but I'm not buying you another one.
God, I can't wait until she becomes an angsty teen.